Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you cum so hard you get a brain fart and realize your girlfriend is a total waste of time and your ex is way better.

Just cummed and realized my girlfriend is a meathead.

My ex is better than my girlfriend. Jenkies!

Cumming made me see my girlfriend for what she really is.

2

When you finish jacking off and suddenly know everything in life, like why your mom is always yelling at you.

Jacked off and now I know why my mom is always yelling.

Jenkies! My life makes sense now.

After cumming, I figured out my life.

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That moment when you finish jacking off and realize your friend is a total dork and you're way better than him.

After cumming, I realized my friend is a dork.

Jenkies! My friend is worse than I thought.

I cummed and now I know I'm better than my friend.

4

When you finish jacking off and suddenly know everything about your life, like why you're always broke and why your job sucks.

Jacked off and realized why I'm always broke.

Jenkies! My job is the worst.

Cumming made me see my life for what it is.

5

When you cum and get a sudden burst of wisdom, like realizing your crush is totally hot and you should ask them out.

Cumed and realized my crush is hot.

Jenkies! I should ask my crush out.

Cumming made me realize my crush is amazing.

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That moment when you finish jacking off and suddenly know everything about your life, like why your parents are always fighting.

Cumed and now I know why my parents fight.

Jenkies! My parents are a mess.

After cumming, I got the answer to everything.