Jack-off double feature

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You jerk it twice in a row like you're trying to break your own record.

I just did a jack-off double feature because my brain wouldn't shut up.

He did a jack-off double feature before work because he was late again.

She did a jack-off double feature because her phone was broken and she had nothing else to do.

You rub your noodle twice in a row like you're trying to win a bet.

I did a jack-off double feature because my mom was yelling at me.

He did a jack-off double feature because his pants were tight and he was uncomfortable.

She did a jack-off double feature because she had a test and it was the only way to relax.

You give your willy two straight shots like it's a game show and you're trying to win.

I did a jack-off double feature because I had too much coffee.

He did a jack-off double feature because he was trying to impress his friend.

She did a jack-off double feature because her dog was barking nonstop.

You slap your dong twice in a row like it's a math problem and you're trying to solve it.

I did a jack-off double feature because I was bored out of my mind.

He did a jack-off double feature because he had no internet and no friends.

She did a jack-off double feature because she had to finish her homework and it was the only way to survive.

You give your pecker two straight treats like it's a dog and you're trying to make it happy.

I did a jack-off double feature because my neighbor was loud.

He did a jack-off double feature because he was tired and it was the only way to sleep.

She did a jack-off double feature because her cat was sitting on her face.

You go from zero to hero twice in one go like you're on a mission from God.

I did a jack-off double feature because my brain was on fire.

He did a jack-off double feature because he was trying to beat his brother.

She did a jack-off double feature because she was mad at her job and it was the only way to feel better.