Jack off coke

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The tiny piece of coke you save for later when you're too lazy to get more and too high to care about anything else.

I took a jack off coke because my brain was fried and I didn’t wanna get up.

That tiny piece of coke was my last hope before I passed out.

I used my jack off coke to get through my third failed relationship.

The little bit of coke you sniff before you try to jerk off and fail at life.

I sniffed my jack off coke and still couldn’t get it up.

That little bit of coke was my only chance to feel cool.

I used my jack off coke to pretend I wasn’t a failure.

The tiny amount of coke you save to get your brain working again after a long day of being an idiot.

I took my jack off coke and suddenly I knew everything.

That tiny bit of coke made me feel like I could take on the world.

I used my jack off coke to forget I was still broke.