Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

why your right arm looks like a sausage and your left arm looks like a chicken wing

My arm is bigger because I jack off every morning before school.

My right arm is the size of a brick because I jack off during lunch.

My arm is so big I can't zip my pants after I jack off.

2

when you rub your meat until you cum like a dog

I jack off in the bathroom during math class.

I jack off when I'm bored and my pants are too tight.

I jack off in my bed while my mom is watching TV.

3

when a guy strokes his meat until he spills it all over his face

I jack off in the shower while singing along to my phone.

I jack off when I get home from school because I'm tired.

I jack off in the car while my dad is driving.

4

when you jerk your meat until it leaks everywhere

I jack off in the kitchen while eating cereal.

I jack off during recess because I'm too horny.

I jack off in my room while watching YouTube.

5

when you shake your meat like you're mixing a drink

I jack off while my brother is watching TV.

I jack off during my mom's workday because she's not home.

I jack off in my closet so no one can see me.

6

when you rub your meat until you cum like a dog

I jack off in the morning before my mom wakes up.

I jack off during my lunch break because I'm too hungry.

I jack off in the car on the way to school.

7

when you take a long time looking at porn before you rub your meat until you cum

I jack off after watching my favorite movie.

I jack off when I'm alone and no one is watching.

I jack off when I'm tired and I just want to fall asleep.