Jack O'Dolan

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Jack O'Dolan is an Irish teacher who talks to potatoes like they're his ex and wears mismatched jumpers like it's a religious experience. You either love him or you're a sad person.
Why do you pray to potatoes? I just pray to my sandwich.
He wore a yellow jumper to a funeral. It was a masterpiece.
I tried to hate him. Now I'm crying in the corner.
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Jack O'Dolan is a teacher who thinks potatoes are gods and wears jumpers like they're his personality. You can't help but love him. It's not a choice.
He wore a green jumper during a fire drill. No one was safe.
I tried to ignore him. He prayed to my lunch.
He wore a purple jumper to a math test. I failed.
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Jack O'Dolan is an Irish teacher who has a shrine to potatoes and wears jumpers like they're his life. You either love him or you're a lost cause.
He wore a red jumper during a snowstorm. It was hot and confusing.
I tried to hate him. He prayed to my homework.
He wore a blue jumper during a silent day. It was loud.
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