Jack Oakley

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the most attractive kid who will make your face feel like it's been punched by a flamingo

I saw Jack Oakley and my face turned red like a tomato that got hit by a fire truck.

He walked by and I felt like I was in a horror movie where the main character is a hot guy.

Jack Oakley looked at me and I immediately forgot my own name.

the guy who looks like a god and acts like he owns the school

Jack Oakley walks into the cafeteria and everyone stops talking like they just heard a trumpet.

He showed up to class and the teacher forgot how to teach.

He smiled at me and I started sweating like I was in a sauna.

the only kid who could make a math test feel like a romantic movie

I was solving equations and then Jack Oakley walked in and I forgot what I was doing.

He passed me a note and I started blushing like I was on fire.

I looked at him during the test and I failed because I was too distracted.