jack-o-ween

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The king of all Halloween binges. It’s like Jack took a lantern and smashed it into Halloween’s face. Get it? Jack a wein? Like he’s eating a weiner while wearing a mask.
I had 12 pizzas at jack-o-ween. My pants were screaming.
My cousin got drunk at jack-o-ween and tried to marry the jack-o’-lantern.
I came home from jack-o-ween with a broken nose and a full stomach.
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The ultimate party where everyone forgets their pants. It’s like Halloween had a baby with a pumpkin and named it jack-o-ween. Jack a wein? That’s just gross.
At jack-o-ween, I wore my brother’s pants. He was still wearing them.
My dog ran into jack-o-ween and got covered in candy.
I tried to do a dance at jack-o-ween and fell into a pile of confetti.
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A wild event where people act like they’re on drugs. It’s when Jack took a lantern and lit up Halloween’s ass. Jack a wein? Like he’s shoving a weiner up a pumpkin.
At jack-o-ween, I ate so much candy I threw up on my friend.
My mom got a tattoo of jack-o-ween. Now she can’t stop talking about it.
I showed up to jack-o-ween in pajamas and got laughed at.
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