jack-o-lantern teeth

My cousin’s teeth look like a Jack-o-lantern got hit by a truck and then laughed in its face. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.

That guy’s smile is so broken, it looks like a Jack-o-lantern got hit by a truck and then laughed in its face. I’m gonna start a band called ‘Broken Teeth and Bad Decisions.’

I told my friend his teeth looked like a Jack-o-lantern got hit by a truck and then laughed in its face. He said I was being mean. I said I was being honest.

My mom’s teeth look like a Jack-o-lantern got ran over by a monster truck. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult.

I saw my teacher’s teeth and I swear, they looked like a Jack-o-lantern got ran over by a monster truck. I almost fainted.

My brother’s teeth look like a Jack-o-lantern got ran over by a monster truck. I’m not sure if that’s a horror movie or a reality show.

My neighbor’s teeth look like a Jack-o-lantern got fed to a dog and then laughed at. I don’t know if that’s a joke or a curse.

I told my crush his teeth looked like a Jack-o-lantern got fed to a dog and then laughed at. He said I was being mean. I said I was being realistic.

My grandma’s smile looks like a Jack-o-lantern got fed to a dog and then laughed at. I can’t even look at her anymore.