jack-o-lantern

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The ghost of Halloween. He has a pumpkin for a head and runs around on Halloween night causing chaos and making people scream. He’s also known as ‘Jack’ and is basically the worst.
Jack-o-lantern came to my house and peed on my front lawn.
My dog ran away from a Jack-o-lantern.
My neighbor dressed as Jack-o-lantern and screamed at my cat.
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A fancy way to carve pumpkins. People make them look fancy and scary. Some are so good, you might cry or wet your pants.
My sister carved a jack-o-lantern that looked like my teacher.
My dad carved a jack-o-lantern that scared my dog.
My brother made a jack-o-lantern that looked like my mom’s ex.
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A guy who has a bunch of messed-up teeth. Usually loud and proud of his bad dental work.
My uncle has a jack-o-lantern face and eats pizza with his hands.
My friend’s jack-o-lantern face is so bad, it looks like a crime scene.
My cousin’s jack-o-lantern face is from years of bad dental choices.
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Pumpkins that are carved for Halloween. They’re usually gross and look like they’re about to explode.
My mom carved a jack-o-lantern that looked like it was going to cry.
My brother’s jack-o-lantern looked like it had been hit by a truck.
My sister’s jack-o-lantern looked like it had a bad day.
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When you shove a flashlight up a girl’s pants and turn it on. It looks like a jack-o-lantern inside her. If you use a strobe light, it’s even more ridiculous.
My friend did a jack-o-lantern on his crush and she screamed.
My brother did a jack-o-lantern on his girlfriend and she got mad.
My cousin did a jack-o-lantern on his date and it was the worst.
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A jack-o-lantern that looks like Jack Bauer. He’s the guy from TV who never sleeps and always has a gun.
My brother carved a jack-o-lantern that looked like Jack Bauer and he screamed at me.
My dad made a jack-o-lantern that looked like Jack Bauer and I got scared.
My friend carved a jack-o-lantern that looked like Jack Bauer and it was the best.
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When a guy sticks a flashlight to his junk while getting a blow job and the light shines through the girl’s face like a jack-o-lantern. It's stupid and embarrassing.
My friend did a jack-o-lantern and it was the worst thing ever.
My cousin did a jack-o-lantern and his girlfriend cried.
My brother did a jack-o-lantern and he got yelled at.
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