jack nooch

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A jack nooch is a human-shaped disaster who thinks they're the main character of their own dumb show.

My cousin's friend is a jack nooch. He walked into a wall and still called it a strategic move.

My teacher says I'm a jack nooch because I failed math and still think I'm cool.

That guy at the park who tried to juggle three phones and a pizza is a jack nooch.

A jack nooch is a person who thinks they're the king of the world and also the universe.

My neighbor thinks he's a jack nooch because he owns two dogs and one of them is a sock.

My friend's brother is a jack nooch. He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and a microwave.

The guy who tried to talk to the moon and got yelled at by a cloud is a jack nooch.

A jack nooch is a dumbass who walks into every room like they're the main event.

My brother is a jack nooch. He walked into a concert and started singing along to the wrong song.

My mom's coworker is a jack nooch. She thought she was famous because a toddler waved at her.

The guy who tried to be a superhero and forgot his pants is a jack nooch.