jack nob

Jack nob just interrupted my whole lunch break with her stupid story about her cat.

I sat next to Jack nob on the bus and she kept sniffing my fries like they were going to explode.

Jack nob texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me her dog had a dream about being a unicorn.

Jack nob called me a 'disgrace to humanity' because I wore mismatched socks.

She told the principal I was bullying her because I said her hair looked like a raccoon nest.

Jack nob tried to take my seat in class and said I was 'too tiny to matter.'

Jack nob asked me 20 questions about my lunch before I even took a bite.

She told me my math test was ‘embarrassing’ and then cried when I got a better grade than her.

Jack nob whispered my secret to the whole class because she thought it was funny.