jack ninja

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A guy who can jerk off without anyone noticing. He’s like a sneaky little rat in a room full of sleeping cats.

My buddy was a jack ninja during math class. The teacher was talking about fractions and he was busy with his own math.

I saw my dad at the kitchen table. He was eating cereal and jerking off like it was a normal thing to do.

At the movie theater, I watched my brother do the jack ninja during the trailer. He didn’t even blink.

When you quietly jerk off while someone else is going on about something boring. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care about your random phone call.'

My girlfriend called me while I was at work. I was jerking off like it was my full-time job.

My mom was on the phone talking about her neighbor’s cat. I was busy with my own business.

At the gym, my buddy was jerking off while the trainer explained how to do push-ups. He didn’t even flinch.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago