jack nelson

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The most annoying, most hot guy in the world. He’s got a meaty willy that could knock out a horse.
Jack just walked in and I instantly got a hard-on.
He smiled at me and I fainted.
He showed off his penis and I cried.
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The most brain-dead genius you’ll ever meet. He’ll talk your ear off and then say something stupid.
He explained quantum physics like it was a math test.
He said he could solve the world’s problems in 3 seconds.
He asked me if the sky was blue and I said yes.
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