Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of hot people on Twitter, but then there's that one guy who posts tasteless ree and makes everyone cringe.

@jacknation, why are you still alive? You're the ree of the group.

REE is like the ugly kid in the class who yells out random nonsense.

REE, you're the reason I'm not sleeping at night.

2

A group of beautiful people on Twitter, but REE is always there ruining it with his nonsense.

REE, I'm gonna take you out back and beat you with a chicken.

REE is like a bad smell in a perfume store.

REE just randomly posted a picture of a chicken wearing sunglasses. What even is this?

3

Every Tuesday is Jack Day, which means you get to hang out with your Jack and forget about your problems.

Jack Day is the only day I don't have to think about work.

Jack Day = my brain goes on vacation.

Jack Day is when I stop being a human and just become a happy cloud.

4

National Jack-Off Day is on May 5th, and the best time to jack off is 5:55 AM on May 5th.

5:55 on May 5th is my personal holy time of jacking off.

I don't need a calendar. I know when it's Jack-Off Day.

5:55 AM is when my brain says, 'Jack, it's time.'

5

April 28th is the day we all remember how bad we were at school.

April 28th = the day my brain shut off.

April 28th is when I regret every bad decision I ever made.

April 28th is the day my life became a horror movie.

6

August 3rd is Jack Adams Day, and we all celebrate it like he just won the lottery and got a free chicken.

Jack Adams Day = my brain gets a holiday.

August 3rd is when I yell 'Jack Adams, you're the best!' at my chicken.

Jack Adams Day is the only day I don't hate my life.