jack n liv

sym, why can't your bf be as cool as jack? he's like a hot dog at a pizza party

you two are like bad coffee. they're like a latte

sym, your relationship is a fail. ours is a full-on buffet of love

sym, your relationship is like a broken toaster. ours is like a fancy espresso machine

you’re like a bad movie. ours is like a blockbuster

sym, why are you still together? you’re like two broken chairs

sym, you two argue like cats. we argue like humans

you’re like a broken phone. we’re like a new iPhone

sym, your relationship is like a bad song. ours is like a hit single