Jack Murillo

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A punishment so bad it makes your face look like it got run over by a truck full of tacos.
Jack Murillo gave me a demerit because I whispered 'I love tacos' during math.
My demerit was so bad I got sent to the principal's office for no reason.
Jack Murillo gave me a demerit just because he saw me eating a taco at 10 AM.
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A slap on the wrist that feels like getting hit by a taco truck.
Jack Murillo gave me a demerit because I forgot to do my homework. Again.
I got a demerit for talking during lunch. I was just explaining why tacos are the best food ever.
Jack Murillo gave me a demerit for not wearing a shirt. I was wearing a taco shirt.
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A penalty that makes you wish you had been born in a taco shop.
Jack Murillo gave me a demerit because I drew a taco on the board. It was a masterpiece.
I got a demerit for being too cool for school. Jack Murillo said I was 'too taco-licious to be punished properly.'
Jack Murillo gave me a demerit because I said tacos are better than pizza. He took that as a personal attack.
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