Jack mosey

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A guy so hot he could make a nun drop her holy water. He’s always grinning like he just won the lottery and the pizza was free. If you meet him, you’re either blessed or doomed.
He walked in and the whole bar turned into a fan club.
I tried to flirt with him, he just laughed and said, 'I’m already taken by my own charm.'
He came to my birthday party and made my ex jealous.
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The kind of guy who’s so good-looking, he’s like a superhero with a sense of humor. He laughs so hard, he might explode. If you meet him, you’re either lucky or about to be distracted for life.
He texted me, 'Hey, I’m near your house. Want to see if I can make your day better?'
He told a joke so good, my friend started crying from laughing.
He showed up at my work and my boss was like, 'Who is this guy?'
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A guy so attractive, he could get away with robbing a bank. He’s always smiling like he’s got a secret. If you meet him, you might end up being his sidekick instead of his friend.
He came to my gym, and the whole class stopped to look at him.
He asked me out, and I said yes, even though I didn’t know who he was.
He texted me, 'I just ate a taco and it made me think of you.'
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