Jack Morgan MD

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Jack Morgan MD is a stupid drink made with Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. It's like the worst hangover ever mixed into a glass.
My mom drank a Jack Morgan MD and cried on the couch.
I tried to make a Jack Morgan MD and it tasted like regret.
My friend’s dog drank a Jack Morgan MD and started dancing.
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This drink is named after three people who probably all had bad hair. Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. It was born at Arizona State, but it's now everywhere and nobody knows why.
My teacher drinks a Jack Morgan MD every day and yells at the clock.
I made one for my dad and he called me a ‘disgrace to the family.’
My brother drank a Jack Morgan MD and started singing opera.
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Jack Morgan MD is a drink so bad it should be illegal. It's like the love child of a whiskey, a rum, and a soda that hates your life.
I gave my cousin a Jack Morgan MD and she quit her job.
I drank a Jack Morgan MD and my pants fell off.
My friend tried to drink a Jack Morgan MD and now he talks to the ceiling.
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