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When your cock turns into a limp noodle and your hot girlfriend is like ‘what the actual fuck’ and you’re like ‘I swear I’m not gay’ but you are.
My cock wouldn’t get hard during my girlfriend’s hot bath. I was like ‘this is a dream’ and she was like ‘this is a nightmare’.
At the club, I saw a hot girl and my cock was like ‘nope’ and I was like ‘this is a Jack moment’.
My cock refused to get hard during my girlfriend’s birthday and I had to fake it like I was in a commercial.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone tries to be funny and just says the same old Sus joke like it’s a new thing and you’re like ‘this is the worst’.
My friend said ‘Sus’ and I was like ‘this is the worst’ and he was like ‘you’re not even funny’.
At school, someone said the same Sus joke and I was like ‘this is the worst’ and everyone was like ‘why are you so mad’.
My cousin said a Sus joke and I was like ‘this is the worst’ and I called him a ‘dumbass’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you say something that sounds like a bunch of nonsense and everyone is like ‘what the hell’ and you’re like ‘I don’t know’.
I said ‘the cat is green’ and my friend was like ‘what the hell’ and I was like ‘I don’t know’.
At the store, I said ‘the sky is a banana’ and the clerk was like ‘what the hell’ and I was like ‘I don’t know’.
My mom said ‘the fridge is alive’ and I was like ‘what the hell’ and she was like ‘I don’t know’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you find a bunch of glitches in a video game and it’s like the game is trying to kill you and you’re like ‘this is the worst’.
I found 10 glitches in my game and it was like the game was trying to kill me.
My friend found a glitch and I was like ‘this is the worst’ and he was like ‘it’s not that bad’.
I played a game and it glitched like 10 times and I was like ‘this is the worst’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you have an easy shot and you’re like ‘I’m gonna make this’ and you hit it so hard it goes out of bounds and everyone is like ‘what the hell’.
I had an easy shot and I hit it so hard it went out of bounds and my friend was like ‘what the hell’.
At the golf club, I had an easy shot and I hit it so hard it went out of bounds and I was like ‘I’m a genius’.
I had an easy hit and I hit it so hard it went out of bounds and my dad was like ‘you’re a dumbass’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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