Jack Modder

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A meaty man. Squeeze him and you get a gallon of modder sauce. Worth more than a gold bar. Thighs so big they could break a cop’s knee.

I saw Jack Modder in the gym. He looked like a sausage link. I paid him 20 bucks for a taste.

My cousin tried to grab Jack Modder’s leg. He got a face full of modder sauce and a broken nose.

At the club, Jack Modder walks in. The place goes silent. Then it explodes.

A man with more juice than a lemon. You press him and he oozes like a broken water balloon. You’d pay for his leg just to take a sip.

My friend dared me to touch Jack Modder’s thigh. I got a squishy slap and a ton of modder juice on my shirt.

Jack Modder came to my house. He sat on my couch and made it melt like butter.

I asked for a taste of his leg. He said, 'You want a taste? I’ll give you a flavor.' And I got a full meal.

A man made of meat and modder. He’s so juicy you could drink him like a smoothie. One touch and you’re screaming for more.

I tried to hug Jack Modder. I ended up with a face full of modder and a broken heart.

At the bar, Jack Modder walked in and the bartender offered him a drink. He said, 'I’m the drink.'

My mom told me to stay away from Jack Modder. I asked why. She said, 'He’s a walking snack bar.'