Jack Meyer

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A top-tier human who’s like a walking party and a punchline. Basically a doctor with a side of chaos and a huge ego.
Jack Meyer just walked into the hospital and fixed three people with a single sneeze.
He called me at 2 a. m. to tell me he invented pizza and it’s called ‘Jack’s Inferno’.
He tried to teach my dog calculus and it bit him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human legend who’s like a superhero but with worse fashion sense and more swear words.
He yelled at a cloud and it rained tacos.
He told my mom he was the father of all math and she believed him.
He once fought a toaster and won.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who is basically a walking swear word and a tiny explosion all in one.
He showed up to my birthday and turned it into a wrestling match.
He told my teacher he was the reason the moon was round and she gave him extra credit.
He once turned a math test into a war and I got a B because I was too scared to fight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human being so good he’s like a god but with worse hair and more cussing.
He once told a tree he was the father of all trees and the tree gave him a snack.
He turned my lunch into a debate and I lost.
He once fought a calculator and the calculator cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who is like a superhero but with more swearing and less cape.
He showed up to my science class and made the atoms dance.
He once told my dog he was the king of all dogs and the dog bowed.
He turned my math homework into a battle and I got a D because I was too tired to fight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A human who is basically a walking swear word and a tiny explosion all in one.
He showed up to my science class and made the atoms dance.
He once told my dog he was the king of all dogs and the dog bowed.
He turned my math homework into a battle and I got a D because I was too tired to fight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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