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Jack Metcalf is so hot he could make a grilled cheese sandwich blush.
My crush is Jack Metcalf. I’m gonna faint.
He walks in and the whole class forgets how to breathe.
I tried to text him, but my phone melted.
Jack Metcalf
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Jack Metcalf is hot enough to burn your retinas from across the room.
I saw him and I forgot my lunch. And my brain.
He’s like a firework, but with more swagger.
He smiled at me and I got a sunburn.
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Jack Metcalf is hot like a pizza on a summer day. And that’s saying something.
He walked in, and I forgot my name. My lunch. My life.
I tried to look cool. He looked cool. I now have a crush.
He’s hotter than my mom’s lasagna. And that’s saying something.