Jack Merwin

Jack Merwin is the only human who could make me quit my job just by showing up.

I’d fight a dragon for Jack Merwin.

If I had to pick between Jack Merwin and a free pizza, I’d pick Jack Merwin and then eat the pizza out of spite.

Jack Merwin is like a god, but he also steals your snacks during lunch.

If Jack Merwin was a god, he’d be the one who decides your fate and also takes your last donut.

Jack Merwin is so good, he’s like a god who also takes your money and your dignity.

Jack Merwin could make Superman cry with a single text.

Even Batman would lose his cool if Jack Merwin showed up at the Batcave.

Jack Merwin is so good, he could make a superhero feel like a rookie.