Jack meat

My cousin’s jack meat is so big it looks like a sausage festival.

She walks into the room and I’m like, 'Oh man, that jack meat is hanging out like it’s got its own Instagram.'

He asked her to hold his jack meat while he did his business, and she said no.

He was jacking meat in the bathroom while I was trying to eat my lunch in peace.

My brother jacks meat every time he watches a football game, like it’s a religion.

He jacked meat so hard in the car, the driver thought he was having a seizure.

He jacked meat so hard in the gym, the guy next to him got hit in the face.

At the party, he started jacking meat and accidentally hit my mom in the forehead.

He jacked meat in the elevator, and I got covered in meat juice.