Jack Mckeown

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A person who is so cool they make your brain shut down and your friends look like failures.

Jack Mckeown walked in and the whole room went silent. I felt like a middle schooler who forgot their lunch.

He showed up to the party in a spacesuit and nobody asked questions.

My cousin said Jack Mckeown was cool. I laughed so hard I cried.

The kind of person who makes you wish you were famous and rich just to hang out with them.

Jack Mckeown texted me and said he was going to eat a whole pizza by himself. I texted back and said I was going to sleep.

He turned my boring math test into a rap battle. I failed but I was smiling.

My dog tried to bark at Jack Mckeown. The dog got a high five.

A human who is so awesome they make your life feel like a bad movie and you’re the sidekick.

Jack Mckeown showed up at my house in a superhero costume and I had to wear a cape.

He turned my homework into a dance party. I got an A but I also got a bruise.

I asked him for advice. He gave me a sandwich and a curse.