Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who looks like he just got out of a trash can and decided to take a dump on your face.

Jack McGuigan is the reason I eat breakfast at 3 a. m.

My cousin looks like Jack McGuigan after a fight with a raccoon.

That guy in the elevator smells like Jack McGuigan had a bad day.

2

A human who thinks he's a superhero but is actually just a guy who failed math.

Jack McGuigan tried to save the day and just made it worse.

My teacher says I look like Jack McGuigan when I fail a test.

That guy in the park thinks he's Batman, but he's just Jack McGuigan.

3

A guy who eats so much he looks like he’s about to burst and then complains about it.

Jack McGuigan ate three pizzas and then cried.

My brother looks like Jack McGuigan after a food fight.

That guy at the buffet is definitely Jack McGuigan.

4

A person who talks so loud it feels like he's yelling at you from the other side of the planet.

Jack McGuigan yelled so loud I heard him in the next town.

My neighbor is like Jack McGuigan during a phone call.

That guy at the bus stop is definitely Jack McGuigan.

5

A guy who acts like he’s the king of the world but can’t even tie his shoes properly.

Jack McGuigan claims to be a king but his shoes are untied.

My dad is like Jack McGuigan when he forgets his socks.

That guy in the mall thinks he’s royalty, but he’s just Jack McGuigan.

6

A person who’s so lazy he thinks sitting is a full-time job.

Jack McGuigan didn’t move all day and claims it’s a workout.

My cat is like Jack McGuigan when it’s napping.

That guy on the couch is definitely Jack McGuigan.