Jack McGovern

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A man who thinks every boy is his kid and every kid is his kid.
He tried to adopt my brother at the park. Said he was 'born to be a McGovern.'
He called my teacher 'Mom' in front of the whole class.
He tried to give my dad a 'father-son hug' and it lasted 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The kind of man who gives you a lecture about life while eating your sandwich.
He sat next to me at lunch and told me I'd never amount to anything. Then he ate my ham and cheese.
He tried to teach me how to tie my shoes during a math test.
He told my mom I was 'a lost cause' and then gave me a lollipop.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he's the main character of every kid's story.
He told my brother he was the 'chosen one' of the school. Bro just rolled his eyes.
He tried to start a band with my friends and called it 'The McGovern Kids.'
He took over my science project and called it 'Jack's Big Experiment.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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