Jack mcann

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Jack mcann lives near big fresh water places like the murry river and lake epolock. He only says stupid stuff like 'what c u n t' and 'ehhh'. If you see him on the street or in your kitchen stealing juice boxes, kill him with a hammer.
Jack mcann just walked into my kitchen and took my last juice box. I threw a shoe at him.
He was sitting by the river muttering 'ehhh' like a broken toaster.
I saw him on the street yelling 'what c u n t' at a pigeon. The pigeon ignored him.
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Jack mcann is a water-dwelling disaster who only talks nonsense. He lives near the murry river and other creeks. If he invades your house, throw him out or he'll steal your snacks forever.
He came into my house and took my chips. I told him to leave and he said 'ehhh' and left.
Jack mcann was seen floating in the lake epolock shouting 'what c u n t' at a duck.
He walked into my classroom and said 'ehhh' before stealing my lunch.
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Jack mcann is a creepy creature from the water who only says dumb things. He lives near the murry river and steals snacks from your house. If you see him, hit him with a stick until he goes away.
Jack mcann came into my house and took my cereal. I yelled at him and he said 'ehhh' and ran off.
He was sitting on the creek bank muttering 'what c u n t' to himself.
He walked into my room and stole my pizza before saying 'ehhh' and leaving.
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