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Jack mcann lives near big fresh water places like the murry river and lake epolock. He only says stupid stuff like 'what c u n t' and 'ehhh'. If you see him on the street or in your kitchen stealing juice boxes, kill him with a hammer.
Jack mcann just walked into my kitchen and took my last juice box. I threw a shoe at him.
He was sitting by the river muttering 'ehhh' like a broken toaster.
I saw him on the street yelling 'what c u n t' at a pigeon. The pigeon ignored him.