Jack Marsh

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A Jack Marsh is a weakling who acts like a total wanker whenever a dad figure shows up because he’s got a bad history. He’s usually a moody prat who cries like a baby whenever things go wrong.
When the principal walked in, Jack Marsh turned into a quivering mess.
Jack Marsh cried like he’d lost his mom when he got detention.
He called the teacher a ‘boring piece of sh*t’ and then hid under his desk.
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A Jack Marsh is a kid who’s got a bad reputation and always moans about how unfair life is. He’s got the whole town talking about his family for generations because he’s a real pain in the arse.
Jack Marsh spent half the day moaning about how the teacher picked on him.
He told the whole class his dad used to be a ‘total bogan’.
He blamed his failed science test on the moon’s gravitational pull.
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A Jack Marsh is a lazy sod who hardly speaks but when he does, he’s a total nightmare. He’s got a family name that everyone in the fens knows because he’s always causing trouble.
Jack Marsh said two words all day and they were ‘I hate life’.
He gave a speech about how the school was ‘a prison’ and then sat in silence.
He told the teacher he was ‘a legend’ and then left before she could reply.
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