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jack is as bald as a fucking egg he’s got nothing on his head not even a single hair that man is like a shaven monkey in a hairless zoo
my cousin saw jack in the supermarket and said he looked like a boiled egg
at the gym, jack walked in and everyone turned around like they saw a ghost
my grandma said jack looked like a bald eagle after he got a haircut
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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jack’s head is smoother than a baby’s bottom he’s got zero hair and it’s like he was born bald and never had a single strand of hair in his life
my brother called jack ‘the smooth head’ after he saw him at the park
jack walked into the bar and the bartender said, ‘we’ve been waiting for you’
my mom said jack looked like a bald chicken after he came home from work
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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jack is so bald he could be a fucking mirror he’s got no hair not even a little bit he’s like a bald man in a bald world
my friend texted me, ‘jack is so bald he could be a mirror’
at the party, someone said jack was like a bald man in a room full of bald men
my dad said jack looked like a bald eagle after he took off his hat
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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