jack manibald

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a headless chicken with knives for cheekbones *chef’s kiss*
I saw jack manibald in the grocery store. He looked like he just walked out of a meat grinder.
My mom said jack manibald was the reason why the meatballs got extra sauce.
At the bar, jack manibald stared at me like he was trying to carve my face.
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a guy who looks like he was carved out with a rusty spoon *chef’s kiss*
Jack manibald walked into the restaurant. The whole place went silent.
My dad said jack manibald looked like he could eat a whole pizza by himself.
I saw jack manibald on the street. He was like a walking knife factory.
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a man with cheekbones so sharp they could cut through a steak *chef’s kiss*
Jack manibald walked into the class. Everyone was too scared to talk.
My friend said jack manibald looked like he could murder a chicken with one look.
At the party, jack manibald came in and the lights went out. No one knew why.
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