jack mama

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a distant cousin of Joe Mama who still thinks he's cool
Jack Mama showed up at the funeral and asked for a drink. Joe Mama threw a punch.
He texted me: 'Hey, I'm here, remember me?' I said, 'Yeah, you're the one who forgot the funeral date.'
He tried to ride Joe Mama's bike and crashed into a tree.
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the guy who took Joe Mama's job and still acts like he's the boss
Jack Mama walked into the office and said, 'I'm in charge now.' Joe Mama just laughed and took a sip of coffee.
He posted on social media: 'Joe Mama is retired, I'm the new king.' 12 likes. 3 of them were from his mom.
He tried to fire Joe Mama's best friend and got yelled at.
3
a guy who looks like Joe Mama but doesn't have his brain
Jack Mama tried to solve a math problem and cried. Joe Mama just laughed and said, 'That's my cousin.'
He got into a fight with a chicken at the grocery store. Joe Mama had to break it up.
He tried to explain his life story and took 45 minutes. Joe Mama fell asleep.
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