Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting yelled at like you did something wrong, vanishing like a ghost, and coming back like you’re plotting revenge.

My mom Jack Ma’ed me after I spilled coffee on her favorite dress.

My boss Jack Ma’ed me after I forgot to send the report.

My friend Jack Ma’ed me after I ate the last slice of pizza.

2

Getting roasted, disappearing for days, and coming back like you just escaped from jail.

My teacher Jack Ma’ed me after I doodled on the test.

My dad Jack Ma’ed me after I broke his phone.

My crush Jack Ma’ed me after I tripped in front of everyone.

3

Getting scolded so hard you think you’re dead, then vanishing and coming back like you’re a ninja.

My grandma Jack Ma’ed me after I told her my pet goldfish died.

My uncle Jack Ma’ed me after I ate all the cake.

My mom Jack Ma’ed me after I said I didn’t like her cooking.

4

Getting screamed at, hiding like you’re hiding from the police, and coming back like you’re ready to fight.

My brother Jack Ma’ed me after I stole his Xbox.

My teacher Jack Ma’ed me after I talked during the movie.

My friend Jack Ma’ed me after I told everyone his secret.

5

Getting lectured like you just failed a test, disappearing like you're running away, and coming back like you're ready to take them on.

My mom Jack Ma’ed me after I lied about my grades.

My dad Jack Ma’ed me after I broke the TV.

My teacher Jack Ma’ed me after I cheated on the quiz.

6

Getting yelled at so loud you think your ears are going to fall off, then vanishing and coming back like you just won the lottery.

My mom Jack Ma’ed me after I told her I didn’t like her cooking.

My brother Jack Ma’ed me after I ate all his snacks.

My teacher Jack Ma’ed me after I fell asleep during class.