jack-mack

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When you kick someone’s ass with a sock full of cheap canned fish, probably because you ran out of actual weapons and your lunch was already stolen.

My lunch was stolen by a guy who thought a sock full of tuna was a weapon.

I got jack-macked by my cellmate because I laughed at his bad haircut.

The guy in the next cell got jack-macked because he said my soup was 'disgusting.'

Using a sock full of cheap fish like it's a weapon, because you're too broke and too angry to buy anything better.

I jack-macked him because he stole my last piece of bread.

She got jack-macked for talking too loud during dinner.

He used a sock full of mackerel to hit me because I took his soap.

A sock full of fish that hits you so hard, you think you’re being attacked by a fishy monster from the deep.

I thought I was being attacked by a fish monster, but it was just my neighbor with a sock full of mackerel.

He got jack-macked so hard, he spilled his soup on the floor.

My friend got jack-macked because he said my hair looked like a fish's tail.

A way to beat someone up with a sock full of fish, because you're too lazy to get a real weapon and too broke to buy anything else.

I jack-macked him because I was too lazy to get a real bat.

She got jack-macked because she said my fish smelled like a dead sock.

He used a sock full of fish to hit me because I took his last candy.

When you sock someone in the face with a can of fish, because you're mad, broke, and out of ideas.

I socked him in the face with a can of mackerel because I was mad.

She got jack-macked because she took my lunch and laughed at me.

He used a can of fish as a weapon because he had no money and no brains.

Taking a sock full of fish and hitting someone with it, because you're angry and you think it's a real weapon.

He took a sock full of fish and hit me because he thought it was a real weapon.

I got jack-macked because I said his hair looked like a fish’s tail.

She hit me with a sock full of mackerel because I took her last piece of bread.