jack mac

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A computer that only lives to watch porn and get off, like it's the only thing that matters in life.
My laptop is a jack mac. It spends all day watching dog videos and eating pizza.
This jack mac doesn't even know how to open a browser. It just stares at the screen like it's going to give it a blowjob.
I tried to use my jack mac to do homework. It just played 10 hours of cat videos and screamed at me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you rip out of the woman's snatch, spread her cheeks like a hot dog, and let it go in her butt.
He did the jack mac in front of the whole class. The teacher gave him a D for disrespect.
At the party, he did the jack mac on my cousin and got kicked out.
He tried to do the jack mac on my mom. She kicked him out and called him a faggot.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Snatching someone's macbook while they're busy talking to their ex or eating a sandwich.
He stole my macbook while I was on the phone with my ex. I got a text that said 'You’re a thief.'
She took my macbook during lunch. I got a DM that said 'You’re a nobody.'
He snatched my macbook while I was eating a sandwich. It was the worst lunch ever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who uses a mac and thinks he's cool, but he can't even install a game without crying.
He thinks he's a genius because he uses a mac. He can't even open a PDF.
He uses a mac and thinks he's the best. He can't even text without asking me for help.
He uses a mac and thinks he's a rockstar. He can't even use the internet properly.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A little weak-ass guy who hates girls and came from a family that should’ve been banned from having kids.
He’s a jack mac. He’s so skinny he looks like a stick. He hates girls and calls them faggots.
He’s the weakest guy I’ve ever seen. He came from a family of incest. No wonder he's a total loser.
He looks like a gnome. He’s allergic to women and was born from a family that should’ve been dead.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who looks like a hot dog and is the color of burnt toast.
He looks like a hot dog and is the color of a burnt piece of toast. He’s a jack mac.
He walks in and looks like a hot dog. I knew right away he was a jack mac.
He’s orange and looks like a gnome. He’s definitely a jack mac.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you and your buddy just sit there and jerk off like it’s the most important thing in the world.
Me and my buddy just sat there and did the jack mac like it was a concert.
We did the jack mac in the hallway. The principal gave us a warning.
At lunch, me and my buddy did the jack mac. It was the best lunch ever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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