jack luo

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A smelly Asian kid who thinks he’s a genius because he can quote random facts and answer blizzard questions like they’re easy. He’s a weirdo who can’t decide what he wants to do but still tries to help everyone else even though he’s a complete idiot.
Jack Luo just told me the exact number of moons Saturn has. I still don’t know why that matters.
He tried to help me with my math homework but failed because he didn’t know what a fraction was.
He showed up at my house with a list of random facts and called it a ‘brain dump.’
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A nerdy Asian kid who thinks he’s cool because he knows everything, even if it’s nonsense. He’s the type to argue with you about blizzard trivia and still can’t pick a job because he’s too distracted by his own thoughts.
He spent 10 minutes explaining why Saturn’s moons are important during my lunch break.
He tried to fix my phone but made it worse and called it ‘upgrading it.’
He showed up to my game night with a list of facts about planets and called it a ‘strategic move.’
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A smelly, brainy Asian kid who thinks he’s a god because he knows all the random facts and can answer blizzard questions. He’s a total mess who can’t decide what he wants to do but still tries to help people even though he’s a complete disaster.
He showed up at my house with a facts list and called it ‘brain fuel.’
He tried to help me with my project but messed it up and said it was ‘a learning experience.’
He spent 20 minutes telling me about Saturn’s moons during my game night.
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