Jack Lori

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Jack Lori is a legend who walks like he owns the place. The Gods gave him his name because they were too lazy to make a better one. If you say his name, he’ll laugh in your face and then throw a punch.
Jack Lori walks in and everyone shuts up.
I said his name and he threw a punch. No joke.
He laughed at me and said, 'You're not even worth the punch.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Lori is a kid who acts like he’s the king of the school. The Gods gave him his name because they’re jealous of his vibes. If you say his name, he’ll curse you and probably ruin your day.
He walked in and said, 'You’re not even here.'
He cursed me and I got a C on my math test.
He ruined my lunch break by making me run laps.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Lori is a god among kids. The Gods gave him his name because they were too busy to do anything else. If you say his name, he’ll probably fart on your face and say it was a sign from the Gods.
He farted on my face and said it was a sign from the Gods.
He said, 'You’re not even worthy of my fart.'
He did a sign from the Gods and I got a B+.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Lori is a kid who walks like he’s the boss. The Gods gave him his name because they were tired of doing work. If you say his name, he’ll probably throw a punch or two and make you cry.
He walked in and said, 'You're not even here.'
He threw two punches and I cried.
He said, 'You're not even worth my time.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Lori is the king of swagger. The Gods gave him his name because they were too lazy to think of anything better. If you say his name, he’ll probably laugh at you and say you're not even real.
He laughed at me and said I wasn’t even real.
He said, 'You’re not even real.'
He walked in and I felt like I wasn’t even there.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Lori is a legend who walks like he owns the school. The Gods gave him his name because they had no idea what they were doing. If you say his name, he’ll probably throw a punch and say you're not even cool.
He said, 'You’re not even cool.'
He threw a punch and said, 'You’re not even cool.'
He walked in and I felt like I wasn’t even cool.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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