jack leong

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A guy with a moustache that moves like a confused snake, a laugh that sounds like a broken radio, and the coordination of a drunk jellyfish. He lives in a world of EDM and can't stop tripping over his own feet.
Jack tried to dance but ended up faceplanting into a keg.
He asked if EDM was a type of pizza and got confused when it wasn't.
His moustache moved when he sneezed and it was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy with a moustache that thinks it's a detective, a laugh that sounds like a radio from a spaceship, and a body that seems to hate gravity. He’s into EDM and trips over everything.
Jack tried to walk into a club and tripped over the door.
He thought EDM was a type of exercise and started doing it in a gym.
His moustache looked like it was solving a crime every time he blinked.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A man with a moustache that’s always suspicious, a laugh that’s like a radio with a broken soul, and a body that can’t decide if it wants to dance or fall over. He’s into EDM and makes a mess of everything.
Jack tried to DJ but dropped the mic and it hit a fan.
He asked if EDM was a type of soup and got very confused.
His moustache looked like it was hiding a secret every time he smiled.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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