jack lawrence

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The guy who plays bass for some bands. He’s also in another band and plays banjo. He has a beard and a wife who takes pictures. He’s way cooler than you’ll ever be.
He’s the only one who can play bass and look cool doing it.
He’s got a beard and a wife who takes photos. That’s fancy.
He’s the bass god. You’re just a bass ghost.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A tiny guy with tiny junk who somehow gets every guy in school to like him. No one knows why.
He’s got tiny junk but still gets all the guys to like him.
He’s like a tiny version of a guy who’s popular for no reason.
He’s the tiny guy who everyone loves even though he’s tiny.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The bass player who’s so good he could sing a dying angel’s song. He’s got a beard and a wife who takes pictures. He’s the only one who can go to magical bassland and come back with cool stories.
He’s got the voice of a dying angel and a beard that’s legendary.
He can go to magical bassland and come back like a boss.
He’s the only one who can go to magical bassland and still be cool.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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