jack last

My buddy is a jack last. He walks into every bar like he owns it.

I told my jack last coworker to shut up. He told me to shut up louder.

My jack last uncle shows up at every family reunion like he's the reason we're all there.

That jack last at the gym flexes like he's gonna win the Olympics.

My jack last neighbor yells at the mailman like it's a war.

My jack last brother thinks he's the king of the block. He's not even the king of his own room.

My jack last friend talks nonstop at dinner. He even talks in his sleep.

That jack last at the party told three different versions of the same story.

My jack last boss gives speeches every day. No one listens. He doesn't care.

My jack last cousin shows up at my birthday like he’s the guest of honor.

That jack last in my class thinks he's the smartest kid in the world. He's not even the smartest in his own head.

My jack last neighbor thinks he's a celebrity. He waves at the cat like it's a fan.

My jack last brother wears the same shirt every day and thinks it's a fashion statement.

That jack last kid in my group chat sends a 1000-word message about his dog.

My jack last uncle thinks he's a legend. He's just a guy who once got lost in the mall.

My jack last friend does a full dance in the grocery store. No one asked for it.

That jack last kid in my class does a dramatic exit every time he leaves the room.

My jack last cousin thinks he's the main character of a movie. He's not even in the trailer.