Jack Lamango

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A weirdo who thinks he's the king of the internet and tweets nonsense like it's a real job

Jack posted a tweet saying 'I eat pizza for breakfast and also for dinner' like it's a groundbreaking discovery

He DM'd me to tell me he 'just solved the mystery of why the sky is blue' and it's somehow both true and nonsense

He once tweeted a cat wearing sunglasses and called it 'the future of cool'

A guy who tweets so much he might as well be a full-time job and it's mostly just him being weird and funny

He tweeted a picture of his sock and called it 'a masterpiece' and it was somehow correct

He sent me a DM saying 'I just had a conversation with my fridge and it was life-changing'

He posted a whole thread about why cereal is the best food and it made sense

A guy who thinks he's the funniest person on the internet and tweets like he's trying to win a bet

He tweeted 'I once fought a chicken and won' and I believe him

He sent me a DM saying 'I just ate a whole pie and I'm not sorry' and I'm also not sorry

He posted a video of him doing the Macarena and called it 'a modern art form'