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A man so good looking he could make a nun cum just by winking.
My cousin saw Jack and immediately proposed to him.
I tried to text him, but my phone exploded from jealousy.
The barista asked him for his number, then called the police.
Jack Kopinski
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A man with a body so tight it could make a donut jealous.
I tried to sit next to him, and my chair broke.
He walked into the room, and my dog started licking the floor.
My mom said he was the best thing since sliced bread, and she hates bread.
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A man so fine, he could make a statue of David cum.
I tried to flirt with him, and he asked me if I was a magician.
He walked by, and my pants fell down.
He smiled at me, and my neighbor started a fight with my dad.