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The title you claim when you realize your junk is longer than your mom's grocery list.
Bro I just peed in a pool and it was still full
I flexed my noodle and the gym got scared
My penis is so long it has its own zip code
Jack King Koff
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The nickname you take when your wick is so long it could be a slide at a park.
My cock is so long I could do a cartwheel on it
I stuck it in the fridge and it still didn't freeze
I walked into a door and it didn't even notice
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The name you pick when your junk is so big it should get its own driver's license.
My peen is so long it has a middle name
I tried to hide it in a backpack and it came out screaming
I walked into a wall and it said 'hello'