Jack Kettlehat

"Jack Kettlehat thinks he's the king of the school, but his tiny weenie says otherwise."

He brags about his size, but his pp is barely bigger than a pebble.

At the party, he tried to impress everyone, but his tiny pp was the only thing that got laughed at.

He yells at everyone, but his tiny pp is the only thing that's weak.

Jack Kettlehat thinks he's tough, but his pp is like a mouse's.

He tried to fight me, but his pp was so small, I felt bad for him.

He eats like a horse, but his pp is smaller than a snack.

Jack Kettlehat thinks he's strong, but his pp is like a snack.

He tried to lift me, but his pp was too small to handle the weight.