Jack Kernochan

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A building at Columbia University where students go to get busy and forget about their classes.
I skipped my lecture to go to Jack Kernochan and never looked back.
My roommate said he failed a test because he was too busy getting laid at Jack Kernochan.
I walked in on my professor having a very loud conversation at Jack Kernochan.
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A place where students go to have sex so bad it sounds like a war zone.
I heard a scream from Jack Kernochan and thought it was a fire alarm.
My friend got bit by a spider at Jack Kernochan and now he’s afraid of sex.
I went to Jack Kernochan and came out with a headache and a new nickname.
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A building where students go to have sex so much it’s like a second class.
I got a B because I was too busy going to Jack Kernochan instead of studying.
My professor told me to stop making noise at Jack Kernochan or I’d fail.
I told my mom I was going to Jack Kernochan, and she thought I was going to a math test.
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