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The famous hot franny boy who’s a hockey god and gets more girls than a pizza delivery guy on a Saturday night

Jack just scored a hat trick and got asked out by three girls at once. Classic.

He’s got more girlfriends than he’s got laces on his skates.

Jack’s so hot, the ice melts when he walks by.

That franny boy who’s a hockey legend and gets girls like they’re going out of style

He’s the reason the girls’ team got a new locker room.

Jack’s got more girlfriends than there are goals in a game.

He’s got a girl for every shift he plays.

The hot franny boy who’s a hockey beast and gets girls like it’s his job

Jack’s so good at hockey, he’s got a girl for every goal he scores.

He’s the reason the boys’ team has more girls than the girls’ team.

He’s got more girls than he’s got skates.