jack kelly murphy

Jack Kelly Murphy just tried to steal my lunch. I told him to go eat sh*t.

He said he's the best at chess. I beat him in 2 minutes. He called me a f***ing idiot.

He bragged about his video game score. I beat it in 10 seconds. He sent me a mean text.

He told me the sky is green. I told him it's blue. He called me a f***ing dummy.

He drew a green sky on the board. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

He said the sky is green in the morning. I told him it's blue in the afternoon. He said I'm a f***ing dweeb.

He kept asking me to play video games. I said no. He kept asking. I told him to go f*** himself.

He wanted to be captain of the team. I said no. He screamed in my face. I got a headache.

He said I can't sit with my friends. I said no. He told me I'm a f***ing loser.