Jack Kelly

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A smug, good-looking idiot who thinks he's a hero, but really just a lying, self-centered brat who started a whole newsies strike just to get out of trouble.
'Jack Kelly is the worst. He lied to everyone and still got the girl.'
'He’s a total cocky little twerp who thinks he’s the king of the newsies.'
'He’s got the looks, but the brain of a donkey.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The main guy in the Newsies movie, played by Christian Bale. He’s the leader of the newsies, but he’s also a total fake, and he ends up marrying a girl he barely knows.
'Jack Kelly is the worst leader ever. He lied about his whole life.'
'He’s like the fake prince of the newsies.'
'He married a girl he only met once. What a disaster.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total flirt who would do anything for his newsie friends, but when he meets Katherine, he becomes a lovesick puppy who can’t stop singing bad songs.
'Jack Kelly is the worst. He’s a flirt, but he’s also a lovesick idiot.'
'He’s like a dad who’s also a total dork.'
'He’s the guy who says ‘Dszahdh’ like it means something.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A batman who’s angry all the time and has no sidekick. He’s also obsessed with a pink water bottle and always mocks his brother.
'Jack Kelly is like a batman with no sidekick and a pink water bottle.'
'He’s the worst. He even mocks his brother for being a wimp.'
'He’s a total angry batman with no life.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A racist, name-stealing jerk who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
'Jack Kelly is the worst. He steals names and calls people racists.'
'He’s a name-stealing, racist, total disaster.'
'He’s like the worst person in the newsies strike.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total piece of garbage who thinks he’s the best.
'Jack Kelly is the worst. He’s a total piece of garbage.'
'He’s like a smelly sock that no one wants.'
'He’s the worst newsie ever. A total piece of garbage.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The son of a dead war hero who probably never even knew he had a dad.
'Jack Kelly is the son of a dead war hero who never even knew him.'
'He’s like the worst son ever. His dad died in the war and he didn’t even care.'
'He’s the son of a hero who died fighting for a country he doesn’t care about.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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