Jack Jumbo

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A burger so big and dumb it should be in the Hall of Fame. It’s like a Jumbo Jack had a baby with a taco, and the baby was born inside a burger. It’s the worst and best thing to ever come out of a fast-food place in California.

@JackInTheBox why is this burger so loud? I can hear it screaming from my stomach

My kid tried to eat a Jack Jumbo and now he’s doing the worm

My dog ate a Jack Jumbo and now he’s doing the worm too

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A drop kick so hard it could make a cow cry. It’s like a soccer player kicked a goat and it exploded.

That drop kick was like my grandma’s knee replacement surgery

I saw a guy do a drop kick and now his face is on a poster at the mall

My brother tried to do a drop kick and now he’s stuck in a chair

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A burger that looks like it was made by a kid who just got grounded. It’s got meat, bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onions. It’s like a sad burger trying to be cool.

My burger looked like it cried in the microwave

This burger is so basic it’s like my mom’s cooking

I tried to eat this burger and it just stared back at me

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you cram your meat into a ho’s butt so hard they can’t walk straight for a week. It’s like you gave them a back massage with a chainsaw.

I told my girlfriend I was going to do that and now she’s walking like a crab

My cousin tried that and now he walks like a crab

That guy from the gym does that to everyone and now they all walk like crabs

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A sandwich so stupid it’s like the invention of the wheel by a group of drunk monkeys. People in California call it a Yumbo Yack, and Mexicans call it a Humbo Hack. It’s so bad it’s good.

My neighbor asked me what that sandwich was and I said ‘Yumbo Yack’ and he cried

I tried to eat it and my friend said ‘That’s a Humbo Hack’ and now I’m crying too

My cousin said ‘Yack in the Box’ and my mom threw a pillow at him

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A word for huge tits so big they could lift a car. Like, if you had those, you could drive a car with your boobs.

My girlfriend has bazongas so big she could drive a bus

That girl in class has bazongas so big they could go to the moon

My mom’s bazongas are so big they could hold a party

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you grab your meat with one hand and shake your arm with the other, pretending someone else is doing it. It’s like a weird handshake from hell.

I did that to my brother and now he thinks I’m possessed

My girlfriend did that to me and now I think she’s possessed

I did that to my dog and now he thinks he’s a wizard

by Slangipedia 10d ago