Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting Jack Johnsoned means you got totally ripped off like a rookie in a poker game. You got played like a f***ing chump.

I paid $100 for a ticket and got a seat in the back. Jack Johnsoned!

He said he’d give me a free pizza. I got a slice and a half. Jack Johnsoned.

I believed that scam. Jack Johnsoned.

2

Getting Jack Johnsoned is when you listen to the same song so much, your brain explodes and you start screaming at your neighbor.

That song is stuck in my head. I’m Jack Johnsoned.

I played it 20 times in a row. I’m Jack Johnsoned.

I can’t take it no more. I’m Jack Johnsoned.

3

Jack Johnson is a blonde, dirty, f***ing beast who hangs out with cool people and is so hot, he makes girls faint.

He’s hotter than a fire. Jack Johnson is real.

He’s got Jake Foushe and Shawn Mendes as friends. Jack Johnson is real.

He’s a sex god. Jack Johnson is real.

4

Jack Johnson is not the singer from Hawaii. He’s a f***ing genius who’s gonna be rich and famous. Just wait.

He’s gonna be bigger than Taylor Swift. Jack Johnson is real.

He’s gonna make a fortune. Jack Johnson is real.

He’s gonna be on TV. Jack Johnson is real.

5

Jack Johnson is a f***ing legend. His music gets you laid so fast, your ex shows up at your door.

I sang his song and got laid. Jack Johnson is real.

I played it and she said yes. Jack Johnson is real.

I got laid twice. Jack Johnson is real.

6

Jack Johnson is a surfer, a grad, and a f***ing musician who makes songs so good, your road trip turns into a party.

I listened to his music and sang along. Jack Johnson is real.

We drove for 10 hours and had fun. Jack Johnson is real.

His music makes everything better. Jack Johnson is real.

7

Jack Johnson is a f***ing god. He writes songs that make people cry, and he’ll be at your funeral playing 'Cocoon'.

He’s gonna be at my funeral. Jack Johnson is real.

He makes me cry. Jack Johnson is real.

He’s a god. Jack Johnson is real.